Regular black people have been on a history-long boycott of the New Balance shoe company. What did they do? They created ugly sneakers. Yes sneakers are supposed to help you excercise and/or be comfortable. However they are also supposed to make kids look cool. New Balance sneakers are kryptonite to being a cool black kid. So if you are young and black and have a pair of these then I regret to inform you that you have no chance of ever being cool. Now finish enjoying your evening jog, upon which you will retire with a bowl of hummus and blue corn chips to watch "Mad About You" episodes.
P.S.- Unless you are Kenyan you have no chance of winning that Cross-Country track tournament tomorrow.
Ha, ha! I had a pair of New Balances! Love it.
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