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I understand that you are at the World Cup games (soccer/football's world championship) and you are excited about representing your nation's colors... but come on Cameroon! Can you all just stick to a two-color scheme for your uniforms? It's bad enough that you are pairing Dr. J-high socks with John Stockton-tiny shorts. To make that even worse you put your shorts and tops in the "Santa's little helper" Christmas color theme and paired it with some cheddar cheese socks. It's like the Oompah Loompah's and the Green Bay Packers got hired by a uniform making sweatshop and just let the magic happen. Sadly Cameroon was the first team to be defeated and sent back to their home country empty handed (where I assume that Eddie Murphy is their the Prince and heir to the throne). I guess those glow in the dark colors nade them easy to defend. Keep it nerdy Cameroon!

P.S.- If you think that Cameroon's athletes outfits were bad, check out there fans below:

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To those of you still who are still denying that Barack Obama is a nerd, I submit a picture that will officially put you on suicide watch.

No, he hasn't joined the Nation of Islam but he may have joined the Acadamy of Sciences... or he has just joined the Glee Club at Harry Potter's alma mater. But there's no denying it... Obama doesn't care about you thinking that he's cool anymore. Goodbye basketball court behind the White House, Hello Dungeons & Dragons tournaments in the White House basement.