There are some people that just aren't Ebonerds. They may be talented... but aren't quite ebonerd smart. They dress hipster, nerd-chic... but that's just being a nerd-poser. What do you do when you aren't smart or awkwardly dressed enough to be an Ebonerd? Well there is a type of Ebonerd that we haven't discussed much... the type who inspite of physically and legally reaching maturity, they still exhibit some of the worst attributes of childhood.
Case in point Chris Brown. His childhood attribute of choice is the temper tantrum. You all remember about a year ago when he had to cancel his award show appearance when he BIT Rhianna. BTW, kids, hiting women isn't cool and biting women is on some orangutan level of "cave-manery."
If that wasn't enough Chris Brown ruined another award show (maybe it's all of the performance pressure that gets to him). He was performing a Michael Jackson tribute at this year's BET Awards when he just broke out crying. It would have been nice if it was a single tear or maybe even a "James Brown-walk me off the stage with my cape-move." Nope, it was just plain old ugly crying (like you attend a C.O.G.I.C. church and they won't let you join until you tarry at the altar a little more). The kind where your nose gets drippy and you make that indistingishable cry talk that sounds like you have a hearing problem. Chris Brown cried like a 7 year old whose pet Pig had just been slaughtered by his grandfather and he was now being forced to eat it at the family dinner. But who knows, maybe they were serving Bubbles the Chimpanzee (Michael Jackson's monkey) at the afterparty and Chris found out ahead of time.
The lesson is kids, if you can't have a good ebonerd quality then have a bad one... and throw a tantrum pitching crayons in the middle of a Walmart.
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