WORKING @ THE APPLE STORE. click here:

Your mom and dad worked hard to put you through school. Your dad was a mechanic. Customers came to him when their children wrecked their cars. Your mom worked at the department store at the mall. Customers came to her when they were grown adults who couldn't pick out what to wear. They worked hard so that you wouldn't have to do what they do.

You work at the Apple Store at the mall. Customers come to you when their grown adult children who moved back in with them dropped their I-Phones in the toilet.

Wear that Blue shirt with pride.

PRISON LIBRARY click here:

You may be saying to yourself, "Hey I'd like to be an Ebonerd, but I'm presently incarcerated. I can't be a nerd and be locked up." Not so my friend! Make your way on down to the prison library. Prison can be like one really long study-hall, where you also get to lift weights and instead of gold stars you get cigarettes. Remember the movie "South Central?" You can be the prison intellectual, jail-bird lawyer, locked-up literary fanatic or parolee philosopher. Turn that thing around brotherman and "get your learn on." You'd probably be suprised what literary classics you have available to you in your jailhouse collection. However I'd imagine that your fellow inmates in the Aryan Brotherhood gang have first dibs on copies of "Mein Kamf."

MATCHING BOWTIES & SUSPENDERS WHILE NOT PARTRICIPATING IN A WEDDING. click here:

There was a point when I thought that matching patterns on ties/bowties with suspenders... but then Tupac Shakur was killed, Bill Clinton won a second term and I was promoted to the 11th grade.